It’s 5:00am and you’re sound asleep. You feel yourself slowly becoming aware of a presence nearby and gradually open your eyes. Approximately 2 millimetres away from your face is your little person, beaming with pride.
At first you think their face has been attacked by a box of permanent markers and a bottle of tomato sauce, but the reality is much worse.
Your makeup. Your expensive, good quality makeup.
Don’t let this happen again.